I am a morning person.

I can barely sleep past ten if I try. I’m not sure I have ever slept past noon in my life.

Today I didn’t have to go into work until 2 so I didn’t set my alarm.

I went to bed around 1. I woke up at 2:30 pm.

UM.

ABSURD.

Who am I? I have never slept that much at once ever.

SLEEPOCALYPSE.