I am a morning person.
I can barely sleep past ten if I try. I’m not sure I have ever slept past noon in my life.
Today I didn’t have to go into work until 2 so I didn’t set my alarm.
I went to bed around 1. I woke up at 2:30 pm.
UM.
ABSURD.
Who am I? I have never slept that much at once ever.
SLEEPOCALYPSE.