Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and then God gave you such fat thumbs you had to do away with the bottom row on your iPhone pages? I bet it hurt like crazy.

paulewogblog asked: Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven and then God gave you such fat thumbs you had to do away with the bottom row on your iPhone pages?

I bet it hurt like crazy.

Oh PAUL. You will simply never understand. It’s not about accidentally hitting apps with my thumbs. I actually wish my thumbs were larger. So the thumbs down I am giving you right now would have more emphasis. It’s about the way my soul feels when I scroll.

STAND DOWN PAUL, because my phone and I will do no such thing.

I think Jesus said that or something.

Tumblr Notes