Put that in your koala and monocle it.
Your jealousy is showing.
I look awful. I haven’t gone to sleep yet. I can barely keep my eyes open. This senior project will never end.
But.
I have a muggle.
I’m wearing the rattiest braid ever. I haven’t showered in two days. This shirt is over 10 years old. Both my roommates are out of town and I’m editing hours of boring footage for my senior project on a Friday night.
But guess what?
I’m happy.
(I know, I know. Mushy. If you must vomit, feel free to use my t-shirt. It’s not clean anyway.)
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I can barely sleep past ten if I try. I’m not sure I have ever slept past noon in my life.
Today I didn’t have to go into work until 2 so I didn’t set my alarm.
I went to bed around 1. I woke up at 2:30 pm.
UM.
ABSURD.
Who am I? I have never slept that much at once ever.
SLEEPOCALYPSE.
I’m good at nail polish.
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