December 2008
79 posts
“I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for...”
– Ellen Degenerous
Names of some local wireless internet routers that...
Bike in a tree
hella fast internet
in_the_garage
deathRAGING
Jamestown
Swansplace
thats so money
YOUWISH
MESS
Jew_Jitsu
R2D2
Hoodratz
The last one is ours. And I quote:
Charter Man: Network Name?
Syd: Um, we would like it to be called Hoodratz.
Charter Man: Alright…..will that be one word or two?
Syd: One, and with a Z please.
Jennifer Anniston?
Did something big happen to/with Jennifer Anniston? Why is she everywhere? Is that even how you spell her last name?
2 pages single spaced = :(
4 pages double spaced = :)
Last time I checked, every kiss did not begin with...
Kay Jewelry commercials are seriously ridiculous.
Example:
A guy is doing sign language with his deaf girlfriend in a romantically lit room.
(He signs)” I learned a new word in sign language today.”
Deaf girl smiles with a twinkle in her eye.
(He signs)” Merry Christmas” as he pulls out a pair of Kay diamond earings.
Deaf girl smiles with a twinkle in her eye.
(He...
Daily Dose of Bad Christmas Joke
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick!
Awful, just awful.
15 Things I plan to do in the next 2 weeks
1. Clean my room (included: Discover what my carpet looks like)
2. Laundry (note: Shouldn’t be too bad as I have been wearing the same clothes for a week since I have yet to unpack from Thanksgiving/put away my colossal amount of clean laundry)
3. Christmas date with Mr. Curtis
4. Pack for Colorado
5. Costco run for food for trip (note: Saturday, best samples on Saturday)
6. 26 hour bus...
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my...”
– Lynda Montgomery
“I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don’t...”
– Garry Shandling
“Don’t tease me about my hobbies. I don’t tease you about being an asshole.”
– Garden State
I miss that movie. I think I’m going to watch it tonight.
“Blood Bank” by Bon Iver
“I’ve learned you can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle...”
– Maya Angelou
Truly the funniest thing I have seen in a while →
Daily Dose of Bad Christmas Joke
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow.
8:) And that is a smiley with a Christmas bow, obviously
3 things I thought about throughout the 50 hours...
1. Macroeconomics 2. Macroeconomics 3. Macroeconomics
15 things I thought about while actually taking my Macroeconomics final:
1. Gummy Bears 2. Casey 3. The lyrics of “My Favorite Things” from Sound of Music 4. Britney Spears 5. Black holes 6. Katys birthday 7. My future (not in economics) 8. Casey 9. One line of a rap song I heard on the radio. Name/artist 100% unknown 10. A guest...
Non-schizophrenic induced cohabitant in my BRAIN
I feel like a little porcupine is crawling around on my brain, consequently scraping his little spikes along the inside of my head, thus causing the worst. headache. ever.
Sydney: Katy come here I have a birthday treat for you!
Katy: You put the lid back on the q-tip jar?
Sydney: ......................No.
Found in my journal #2
At Cal Poly Graduation: Suzanne: Is this guy still talking? Me: Not sure, I’ll let you know when I tune back in in ten minutes. Leaving Cal Poly Graduation: (Walking to the car in silence) Sydney: Wait who is that guy? Me: (look at her in silence) Sydney: Oh, Jerry Springer. (Continue to walk in silence) Graduation Party: 1. Somehow manage to escape the clutches of GPN, my Father’s...
I am creepy
Reading an old journal (a perfectly productive thing to do during Finals week). Found this entry. What a weirdo:
Today I went to Garden Grille for lunch. It’s a place on campus that is really just a cafeteria dressed up as a restaurant (and no, that is not a mistake, there really is an ‘e’ on the end of grill). I just wanted a grilled cheese to-go so I stood by the counter...
“Part-Time Lover” Copeland covers...
“If I Ever Feel Better” by Phoenix
I...
“I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the...”
– Theodore Roosevelt
(Justification for sleeping in.)
Andy you are downright insane.
This summer Andy took Jenny to a hotel in Santa Cruz for their two year anniversary. He tossed and turned the whole night and barely slept because:
HE COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOTEL APPLIANCES. And I quote: Andy: “Haley…I just kept thinking about every possible hotel amenity. My mind was just racing. Like in the bathroom for instance…you have your mini shampoo, mini...
Me: You guys, you know what's really scary?
Jen: The fact that you're cutting that apple on the counter without a paper towel?
Me: ....................................No.
Fun with the interns
ryanpurtill:
The interns in my agency all sit together in a huge pod of desks at the enterence of the loft. I sit very far away from them but I have to walk past them everyday. About twice a week when I walk past them I take out my cell phone and pretend to have a conversation that is incrimminating in nature.
Todays Fake Conversation
“Listen Marcello, I’m not going to jail again, tell them we...
Me: I need to get some more bomb Christmas music to put on my Ipod.
Katy: There is no such thing as bomb Christmas music.
Me: What are you saying? Christmas music is-
Katy: I would be so pissed if that came on Shuffle.
Me: That is just because you have a dark soul.
Katy: Well yours is black, at least mine is only navy blue.
