April 2010
9 posts
1 tag
Good night.
1 tag
It's a mug that says 'gle.'
Your jealousy is showing.
2 tags
1 tag
I am a morning person.
I can barely sleep past ten if I try. I’m not sure I have ever slept past noon in my life.
Today I didn’t have to go into work until 2 so I didn’t set my alarm.
I went to bed around 1. I woke up at 2:30 pm.
UM.
ABSURD.
Who am I? I have never slept that much at once ever.
SLEEPOCALYPSE.
My 5x5. I have had a bunch of random footage from a road trip I took over a year ago and had nothing to do with it. So I turned it into this award-winning piece. HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS.
March 2010
47 posts
2 tags
That's it. I'm moving to this elderly home.
What: We will be greeting residents, serving beer, interacting with residents,...
– From an email I received about what I’ll be doing this afternoon.
Who are these “residents” you may ask?
You’ll just have to wait and see. It’s a real treat.
2 tags
1 tag
Dinobrain is making me llol all over the place...
When you take your ponytail out only to have bits...
…you know you’ve had a good Sunday.
doublejack:
OH: “Glenn Beck? He’s that guy that riles up the stupids, right?”
That’s gospel.
1 tag
My sister is in town and she asked where I got my desktop background (your sad...
– A text I just received.
Let me just say…I am honored.
Hey, guys? Guys? Guys? Guys?
Hi.
Legal puns are tough, it turns out.
A lot of trial and error.
I thought I...
– Luckyshirt
My Boss Inspires Me
Me: Hey Richard.
Richard: [Waves and stares blankly.]
Me: I like the color of your shirt today.
Richard: I do too.
Me: How is your week going?
Richard: Okay. Boring. Stupid. Pointless. Irrelevant.
paulewogblog asked: Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven and then God gave you such fat thumbs you had to do away with the bottom row on your iPhone pages?
I bet it hurt like crazy.
When you fell from heaven and then God gave you such fat thumbs you had to do away with the bottom row on your iPhone pages?
I bet it hurt like crazy.
2 tags
1 tag
Don't stare. Just tickle.
Have you seen this video?
If you haven’t, and this conversation doesn’t convince you to do so, I don’t know what will:
Friend: This slow loris getting tickled, kinda scared the hell out of me. It’s the expressive face. SO cute that it’s off-putting. Me: IT KILLS ME. Friend: Yeah it’s like wrong that an animal can be like that. Me: I have shown even my most...
1 tag
1 tag
Peacocks are a proud people.
mfyay asked: when will you visit me in boston
beeborg asked: What's a silly movie that makes you happy?
Meet Kevin, the quiet design editor in the corner.
Emilie: She says she is going to be a lawyer.
Me: Oh good lord. All the criminals are going to be released into the wild.
Kevin (without so much as a glance in our direction): Well I guess it's better there than into society.