April 2010
9 posts
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Apr 4th
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Good night.
Apr 3rd
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It's a mug that says 'gle.'
Your jealousy is showing.
Apr 3rd
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2 tags
Apr 3rd
11 notes
1 tag
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
16 notes
I am a morning person.
I can barely sleep past ten if I try. I’m not sure I have ever slept past noon in my life. Today I didn’t have to go into work until 2 so I didn’t set my alarm. I went to bed around 1. I woke up at 2:30 pm. UM. ABSURD. Who am I? I have never slept that much at once ever. SLEEPOCALYPSE.
Apr 2nd
Apr 2nd
5 notes
WatchWatch
My 5x5. I have had a bunch of random footage from a road trip I took over a year ago and had nothing to do with it. So I turned it into this award-winning piece. HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS.
Apr 2nd
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March 2010
47 posts
Mar 31st
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Mar 29th
Mar 29th
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Mar 23rd
2 tags
Mar 23rd
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Mar 19th
23 notes
That's it. I'm moving to this elderly home.
Mar 18th
“What: We will be greeting residents, serving beer, interacting with residents,...”
– From an email I received about what I’ll be doing this afternoon. Who are these “residents” you may ask? You’ll just have to wait and see. It’s a real treat.
Mar 17th
Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
2 tags
Mar 15th
11 notes
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Dinobrain is making me llol all over the place...
Mar 15th
ListenStrange Condition by Pete Yorn The first night I...
Mar 15th
When you take your ponytail out only to have bits...
…you know you’ve had a good Sunday.
Mar 15th
Mar 15th
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doublejack: OH: “Glenn Beck? He’s that guy that riles up the stupids, right?” That’s gospel.
Mar 12th
21 notes
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Mar 12th
“My sister is in town and she asked where I got my desktop background (your sad...”
– A text I just received. Let me just say…I am honored.
Mar 11th
Mar 11th
Hey, guys? Guys? Guys? Guys?
Hi.
Mar 11th
“Legal puns are tough, it turns out. A lot of trial and error. I thought I...”
– Luckyshirt
Mar 10th
My Boss Inspires Me
Me: Hey Richard.
Richard: [Waves and stares blankly.]
Me: I like the color of your shirt today.
Richard: I do too.
Me: How is your week going?
Richard: Okay. Boring. Stupid. Pointless. Irrelevant.
Mar 10th
Mar 10th
Mar 9th
Mar 8th
paulewogblog asked: Did it hurt?










When you fell from heaven and then God gave you such fat thumbs you had to do away with the bottom row on your iPhone pages?

I bet it hurt like crazy.
Mar 8th
2 tags
ListenCause = Time by Broken Social Scene. First,...
Mar 7th
Mar 6th
31 notes
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Mar 6th
3 notes
Don't stare. Just tickle.
Have you seen this video? If you haven’t, and this conversation doesn’t convince you to do so, I don’t know what will: Friend: This slow loris getting tickled, kinda scared the hell out of me. It’s the expressive face. SO cute that it’s off-putting. Me: IT KILLS ME. Friend: Yeah it’s like wrong that an animal can be like that. Me: I have shown even my most...
Mar 6th
Mar 6th
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Mar 6th
Mar 6th
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Mar 5th
Peacocks are a proud people.
Mar 5th
mfyay asked: when will you visit me in boston
Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
Mar 4th
Mar 4th
beeborg asked: What's a silly movie that makes you happy?
Mar 4th
Meet Kevin, the quiet design editor in the corner.
Emilie: She says she is going to be a lawyer.
Me: Oh good lord. All the criminals are going to be released into the wild.
Kevin (without so much as a glance in our direction): Well I guess it's better there than into society.
Mar 4th