April 2010
9 posts
1 tag
Apr 4th
Good night.
Apr 3rd
1 tag
It's a mug that says 'gle.'
Your jealousy is showing.
Apr 3rd
3 notes
2 tags
Apr 3rd
11 notes
1 tag
Apr 3rd
Apr 2nd
16 notes
I am a morning person.
I can barely sleep past ten if I try. I’m not sure I have ever slept past noon in my life. Today I didn’t have to go into work until 2 so I didn’t set my alarm. I went to bed around 1. I woke up at 2:30 pm. UM. ABSURD. Who am I? I have never slept that much at once ever. SLEEPOCALYPSE.
Apr 2nd
2 notes
Apr 2nd
5 notes
WatchWatch
My 5x5. I have had a bunch of random footage from a road trip I took over a year ago and had nothing to do with it. So I turned it into this award-winning piece. HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS.
Apr 2nd
2 notes
March 2010
47 posts
Mar 31st
8 notes
Mar 29th
Mar 29th
7 notes
Mar 23rd
2 tags
Mar 23rd
6 notes
Mar 19th
That's it. I'm moving to this elderly home.
Mar 18th
“What: We will be greeting residents, serving beer, interacting with residents,...”
– From an email I received about what I’ll be doing this afternoon. Who are these “residents” you may ask? You’ll just have to wait and see. It’s a real treat.
Mar 17th
Mar 17th
86 notes
Mar 17th
2 tags
Mar 15th
11 notes
1 tag
Dinobrain is making me llol all over the place...
Mar 15th
ListenStrange Condition by Pete Yorn The first night I...
Mar 15th
3 notes
When you take your ponytail out only to have bits...
…you know you’ve had a good Sunday.
Mar 15th
Mar 15th
13 notes
doublejack: OH: “Glenn Beck? He’s that guy that riles up the stupids, right?” That’s gospel.
Mar 12th
21 notes
1 tag
Mar 12th
“My sister is in town and she asked where I got my desktop background (your sad...”
– A text I just received. Let me just say…I am honored.
Mar 11th
5 notes
Mar 11th
Hey, guys? Guys? Guys? Guys?
Hi.
Mar 11th
“Legal puns are tough, it turns out. A lot of trial and error. I thought I...”
– Luckyshirt
Mar 10th
My Boss Inspires Me
Me: Hey Richard.
Richard: [Waves and stares blankly.]
Me: I like the color of your shirt today.
Richard: I do too.
Me: How is your week going?
Richard: Okay. Boring. Stupid. Pointless. Irrelevant.
Mar 10th
Mar 10th
Mar 9th
Mar 8th
paulewogblog asked: Did it hurt?










When you fell from heaven and then God gave you such fat thumbs you had to do away with the bottom row on your iPhone pages?

I bet it hurt like crazy.
Mar 8th
2 tags
ListenCause = Time by Broken Social Scene. First,...
Mar 7th
Mar 6th
1 tag
Mar 6th
3 notes
Don't stare. Just tickle.
Have you seen this video? If you haven’t, and this conversation doesn’t convince you to do so, I don’t know what will: Friend: This slow loris getting tickled, kinda scared the hell out of me. It’s the expressive face. SO cute that it’s off-putting. Me: IT KILLS ME. Friend: Yeah it’s like wrong that an animal can be like that. Me: I have shown even my most...
Mar 6th
Mar 6th
1 tag
Mar 6th
Mar 6th
1 tag
Mar 5th
Peacocks are a proud people.
Mar 5th
mfyay asked: when will you visit me in boston
Mar 5th
Mar 4th
Mar 4th
Mar 4th
4 notes
beeborg asked: What's a silly movie that makes you happy?
Mar 4th
5 notes
Meet Kevin, the quiet design editor in the corner.
Emilie: She says she is going to be a lawyer.
Me: Oh good lord. All the criminals are going to be released into the wild.
Kevin (without so much as a glance in our direction): Well I guess it's better there than into society.
Mar 4th